I bet you read the title of this article and you’re calling me a psycho right now. Admit it. I know what you’re thinking but rest assured, I am NOT crazy. (Hey, did anyone see my straight jacket?)
Ok, ok…so maybe I was a tad psycho back in the day.(#PosterChildForCrazy) In fact, if the tables were turned and you were writing this article, I’d probably think you were nuttier than squirrel poo too! Regardless, now is not the time to cast judgement. Instead, lets all revel in the delight of what I would consider to be one of the craziest break up revenge tactics yet! (Muahaha!)
WARNING: Before you read one more word, it is STRONGLY recommended that you pour up a big glass of wine so you can properly process all the details.
Ready? (Don’t spill your wine, lush) Ok. Let’s do this…
In most small communities, like the one I was living in when the cheating incident took place, there are typically community websites where locals can post classified ads, talk about important community news, etc. Since my ex was getting a piece on the side, I thought it was only fair for me to write another type of piece — in the form of an article on this community website. Yep, that happened.
I won’t post the actual ad that I submitted, simply because it easily identifies the individuals involved (yeah, nobody wants a libel suit — especially this girl!) but I will tell you this…I sent my ex the article link and He LOST it!!!! Here’s a transcript of the conversation we had following this incident.
Ba dum dum! And, that’s how it’s done!
If you’ve got a cheating ex that you want to settle the score with, give this clever little revenge tactic a try! I guarantee it will make you happy 🙂
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